Sometimes a forward comes your way that you must share with others. This is one (portions in Hindi have been translated in brackets)

If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because of the following:

Where are you going?
With whom?
Why?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why you?
What do I do, when you are not here?
Can I come with you ?
Coming back when?
Dinner ghar par hi khaoge? (Will you have dinner at home?)
Mere liye kya laoge? (what will you get for me)
It seems you deliberately made this ….
Hain na… (Isn’t that so?)
Why?
Dont lie….
Why r u making such programs
You seem to be making a lot of such programs

Why?
I want to go to my parents place
I want you to come and leave me
I don’t want to come back….
I will never come back….
Why are u not stopping me….
I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker? (I don’t understand all this discovery business)
You always do like this……
Last time also u did like this….
Nowadays u always seem to do like this….
I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered.. .

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6 Responses to “If Christopher Columbus had been married, would he have discovered America?”

  1. HADz on January 14th, 2010 10:32 am

    That’s was so funny..
    Thanks

  2. fas on January 29th, 2010 12:47 pm

    Haha this is funny.

    P.S I came across this site after I read you are off on a trip sponsored by tripadvisor. If you want us to cover your story give me a buzz.

  3. Ratnabh on April 21st, 2010 7:48 pm

    Truly funny…

  4. umang on May 14th, 2010 9:47 pm

    hilarious… i love it… i love the “mere liye kya laoge?” question.

  5. prithwis mukerjee on June 2nd, 2010 6:20 pm

    has anyone confirmed that he was indeed not married ? at least when he was setting out ?
    on the other hand, perhaps he was married and wanted to run away from it all … and had the luxury of a whole new continent to run away to !

  6. Kathakali Chatterjee on June 7th, 2010 11:11 pm

    Ha ha….Prithwis’da, awesome!! Are you saying every married man has a potential to discover a new continent?? :-)

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